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Northener Cakes

$45.00

Northener Cakes
Northener Lights X Ice Cream Cake
Ice Cream Cake: Wedding Cake X Gelato #33

Feminized 

6 seeds per pack.

She’s a baddy with a fatty, and she’s Afghani and Thai landraces smashed together. This is a high-functioning cultivar designed for anxiety, stress, and pain. She checks every box as a medicinal plant. This cultivar is even known to treat ADHD while clearing brain fog. Just know she’s going to push for a solid 8-9 weeks and will have historical yields. Pine, lemon, berries, and sweet woody flavor undertones, with of course the dash of gelato candy terpenes from the Ice Cream Cake mom. But rest assured, this landrace will dominate the smells and effect while holding the hearty dense structure.

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Introducing Northener Cakes, a feminized cross of Northener Lights and Ice Cream Cake (Wedding Cake X Gelato #33). This cultivar brings together the strength of Afghani and Thai landraces with the sweet decadence of Ice Cream Cake, making it a powerhouse strain for both medicinal and recreational users.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine, Lemon, Berries, and Gelato Candy

Expect a rich mix of flavors, with pine, lemon, and berries leading the way, complemented by sweet, woody undertones. The Ice Cream Cake lineage brings a dash of gelato candy terpenes, but the dominant landrace genetics from Northener Lights ensure that the classic pine and woody flavors shine through. Whether you’re looking for a flavorful smoke or vapor experience, Northener Cakes won’t disappoint.

Medicinal Powerhouse: Anxiety, Stress, and Pain Relief

Northener Cakes is designed to tackle anxiety, stress, and pain, making it a high-functioning medicinal cultivar. It’s even been known to help with ADHD and brain fog, offering clear mental focus while calming the body. This strain checks every box for medical use, providing long-lasting relief without overwhelming sedation.

Growth & Yield: Hearty Structure with Massive Yields

This cultivar is built to perform. Expect an 8-9 week flowering time with historical yields that will satisfy both personal and commercial growers. The plant’s dense, hearty structure comes directly from its landrace heritage, making it resilient and easy to maintain. If you’re looking for a strain that’s easy to grow and delivers big, Northener Cakes is the one to cultivate.

Balanced Effects: Functional and Uplifting

Northener Cakes offers a balanced high that’s perfect for daytime use. It promotes mental clarity while keeping anxiety and stress in check. Whether you’re tackling a busy workday or just need to clear your head, this strain will keep you functional and focused without sacrificing relaxation.

Key Features:

  • Lineage: Northener Lights X Ice Cream Cake (Wedding Cake X Gelato #33)
  • Flowering Time: 8-9 weeks
  • Yield: Historical, with dense, hearty buds
  • Aroma & Flavor: Pine, lemon, berries, woody sweetness, with gelato candy undertones
  • Experience: Functional, anxiety-relieving, and great for stress and pain relief
  • Medicinal Use: Ideal for treating ADHD, brain fog, anxiety, and stress

Northener Cakes—a perfect blend of landrace power and sweet, modern genetics for a functional, medicinal experience.

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